You've been my best friend for years and we've fooled around a few times so you pretty much know what I like. I have a proposition for you since I know you swing both ways. I want you to help me find the best cock in this town. I know you have a ton of personal experience sucking and fucking tons of cock so I know you're someone who can find me the best one out there. You and I also have very similar taste in mind so I also know find the right one for me is going to be a piece of cake. I have been so damn horny lately and I just want to find a cock that's going to make me cum so hard. Yeah I know I can masturbate but it's just not the same, I think you understand that. I just want to find the perfect one relatively quickly and I don't want to have to spend a ton of time sorting through all the duds. I know as my best friend the last thing you want me to do is meet up with some random who may or may not be any good. That's why you are going to be personally meeting up with each potential candidate and trying them out for yourself  to make sure they will meet my standards. After each encounter you can give me a whole rundown on how the encounter went and which parts of it you personally enjoyed. You're going to be letting them fuck you in the ass this way you really can tell me from personal experience if their cock is going to be good enough for me. I know you find all of this extremely hot, getting to select the perfect alpha man to stretch out my pussy. There's also one more thing I have to add regarding the criteria this guy has to meet. First off, this guy is going to need to be a unicorn who will gladly swing both ways, a heterosexual man is not going to cut it for me. You are going to have to really open this unicorn up and convince him to a threesome. I want the encounter to be with you as well since you are my best friend after all. I want you to be able to get him ready for me by sucking his cock and giving him a handjob. Maybe we can convince him to fuck you first so he can fill your asshole with his first load this way he will last longer when he fucks me. Maybe just this once I can convince you to be a top for me so each of you can fill both of my holes at the same time. I know you absolutely wouldn't mind if each of your cocks rubbed together when you are both penetrating me. Which hole would you want to fuck and fill? My ass or pussy? I don't think you care because I know you won't be able to resist licking up and slurping up all of the cum that is pouring out of both of my holes. I think it's time to get that cock out and show me just how excited you are to find that perfect unicorn for both of us.