Smell my G string. I've been wearing it all day. It's 100% cotton so you know it's absorbent. It's been absorbing my sweat for hours. It must be quite saturated with my sweat by now. Inhale that heat on your face. You can almost feel how moist it is right there in your nose. I want the scent of it imprinted on your brain. Sniff it, inhale it. My asshole is covered by this G string. And all my asshole smells are in that string. Are you ready, ass sniffer? I want you to do a little comparison. Come here, sniff my bare asshole. How does it smell? How is it different from the smell of my G string? Can you tell the difference? I hope you can, sniffer. Sniff my G string again and refresh your memory. Which one smells tangier? Which one smells dirtier? My thong, extra ripe, has it soaked up all the scent, or is it my bare asshole that really really smells? I want to know. Come on, sniff it, really big inhale. You love my asshole behind this G string, so sniff it. That's very good G string sniffing.