Fully clothed Princess in tight little yoga pants and a sports bra reminding you of how fucking pathetic you are? Sign YOU up. I know that everyone else in your life is lying to you, telling you you're not so bad, you can get better--but not me. I love telling you how big of a fucking hopeless gooned out LOSER you are and always fucking will be. Useless bitch, you're going to want to see this.