You're pretty pathetic, you know that? Jerking off to women you'll never have, knowing you'll never have them. You get off on their unavailability, don't you? You get off on the idea of them always being above you, always better than you, out of reach. What a loser. Well now's your time to shine, perv. I'll let you jerk-off to me. In fact, I'll even laugh at you jerking off to me. That's what you crave, anyway. The power dynamic, the humiliation. A pure loser's jerk-off. You'll never have me. You'll never get close. But I will let you masturbate to me way down on the floor where you belong, lowly as you are. And you'll stay that way, because that's all you'll ever be to me: a perverted loser.