Today I will be your food. I am on the table with many sauces around me. There is also Jell-O and chips to combine with the sauce. I also have a glass to toast. I will place the sauces one by one on my body. I have mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, and ranch. My entire body will be covered in sauce, along with my head and neck. Now they are ready for you to take a chip and spread it with sauce. Which is your favorite? I want you to eat me very well. I will finish eating and placing the Jell-O in my mouth, face, and hair in a messy way. Then I will continue to shower and wash my entire body and hair with lots of foam and water.