Isn't is FUNNY that you can't even get it up? Well I think it is. It's funny and AMUSING to me, even though it's embarrassing for you! I prefer you to stay impotent, soft, and squishy like a wet noodle! Go ahead, try to stroke that soft marshmallow and SEE if it gets hard lol! See how that goes for you. In the meantime, I'll tell you all the reasons you need to (and will) stay IMPOTENT FOREVER! It's too late for you anyways!
