Ok, I'm here to try out for the cheerleading squad, I guess... Look, I know I'm awful at it, but apparently I need more extracurriculars on my resume. Just put me on the squad so my parents will get off my back, ok? Please? I'll do anything! I mean it, anything... It's ok, we all know you fuck all the cheerleaders anyway, don't you? If I let you cum inside me, can I be a cheerleader