sometimes when one has been to one's parents' house and gotten a little too excited imagining making someone orgasm quietly in the guest room, one has no choice but to gather a large glass of merlot, a dildo, and a mic to act out the fantasy. welcome to a devious, taboo little audio where I tease you, suck you, stroke you, and count down to your orgasm, all while reminding you to be quiet and not let my parents hear. note: there is a reference to the listener being male and having a cock