"I've been hearing so much about the difficulties you've been having with your wife. Especially about the frequency of sex, but I do have an idea. Why don't we try a little meditation and see if we can reach a breakthrough?" It all makes sense, but little do you know that my intentions are not in your interest. No, I'm going to make you spiral nice and deep, using breathing and relaxation techniques. By the time I'm done, you'll be a premature ejaculator! What a perfect solution.
