... recently came here to apply to the language department. I was very nervous before the exams, so in the morning I drank coffee and my favorite milkshake. I was sitting in the living room and repeating the text I was going to say. You came up to me, and I immediately realized that I liked you. I felt awkward, I moved my legs so that you could sit down. You speak English well, and I would be happy to practice with you. because of the embarrassment I got so excited and at the wrong moment the coffee met the cocktail and my stomach became so gassy that there was no way back. I started farting, again and again driving myself into the colors of embarrassment But I noticed that you weren't leaving, but on the contrary, you were trying to sit down next to me and joked that everything was fine, that at some point I even thought that you liked it