Hey, sweetie! How are you? How are things at work? Oh, what's this letter? Well... I was hoping you would tell me. Now why do you look so nervous? I gave you the opportunity to fess up, and yet, you chose not to. LOOK AT ME. This letter says that you received a raise and a big bonus a few weeks ago, and yet... I don't see that reflected in step-Mommy's bank account. Would you care to explain yourself? The only reason I could imagine that you would keep this from me is that you're saving up to be "independent." Let me ask you a few things: What are you going to tell girls about your past relationships? "Oh, I've just been a step-Mommy's boy. My step-Mommy does everything for me because I can't think for myself!" It's never going to work, darling. You're nothing but a step-Mommy's boy, and I'm going to make sure you learn your lesson.
