God I don't know HOW you do it. I can see how bored you are with your Girlfriend. Please don't try to hide it. I KNOW Her. She's a boring, bland, flat booty bitch, and you're little wandering eye gave you up. I saw how you were staring at My ass. Hahah, don't worry. It's not cheating. Perfectly fine actually. Hmm, you know what else is not cheating? If you gave this ass that you fantasize about a little sniff. What? It's not like you're fucking Me! THAT would be cheating. Sniffing My ass is just a little "flirting." And flirting never hurt no one hahaha.
