I've heard rumors of your small penis -- but I didn't think it could be this small. As your local goddess, I'd taken pity on you, hoping to bless you with a larger penis. Even with my power, I can't help with a penis so small. It's so tiny. In all my years as a goddess, I've never seen one so small. I can't help but tease it and make fun of it. Join me as I try to save you from your tiny penis syndrome -- and pick fun at you along the way. (SPH JOI)