Aww silly Mario, did you really think I needed saving from Bowser?! LOL actually far from it! You see Bowser has been treating Me how a Princess deserves to be treated. Why would a real Princess like Me ever want to date a short, broke plumber who spends his days collecting coins. Ew! No thanks!! Bowser spoils Me with his wealth and his biiiiig cock. You see, I was never in any real danger — in fact, you’re the one in danger! *Princess Peach has Bowser throw Mario in the cuck dungeon.*