You have what all men think they want- a MASSIVE cock. Its obscenely huge. Every man fantasizes about having a cock as long and heavy as yours... but it's not actually amazing, is it? You're stuck here pumping with the rest of the porn perverts. No woman actually enjoys fucking you. It's uncomfortable at best and painful at worst. You're a novelty, worth one night of sex for the experience, but no woman ever comes back for more. Your penis is ridiculous. It's practically a deformity. Your sex life consists of stroking to my clips, eagerly anticipating a cum countdown and dreading the part where I command you to slurp your own slimy cum... and you need to be grateful for this. You're just as unfucked as the rest of the losers here, despite having what most men THINK is a trophy.