Yes, you ARE awake. This is just a different shade of reality. I know, it’s so weird but it’s true. I’ve been looking for someone just like you. I’ve been watching you. You’re one of the most ticklish people I’ve ever seen. That’s why I’m bestowing upon you this gift. Every time you see a woman’s breasts it’s like you’re being tickled in all of your most ticklish places. The longer you see the breasts the more the tickling intensifies. Is it sinking in? What that REALLY means? Every time you laugh it recharges me. Every time you squeal it lights me up. But there is a small prices to pay…