You think you're worthy of my attention? Let's take a closer look at that pathetic excuse for a dick. Let me measure and compare it to the likes of other phallic household items to show you just how inadequate you are. But don't worry, I'll give you a glimpse of what a woman actually wants - an 8-inch monster that'll make me scream with pleasure and fits so perfectly between my tits. You could never relate. Stroke along as I remind you that your tiny cock will never satisfy me like this dildo can. Edge yourself to the brink of orgasm. I have a special surprise for you at the end - one that will forever remind you that you're nothing but a disappointment.