"Shut up and open up. I mummified you for one reason, and for one reason only: to use as my human ashtray. You're going to watch me light up this cigarette, long and sexy in this elegant cigarette holder, and take deep inhales of it. Catch my smoke and suck it in for me, and of course, keep that bitch mouth of yours open so that my burning embers fall squarely into your hole. Don't close it. You don't want my ash flying everywhere. Don't move, don't speak, don't talk. Just keep that mouth open, nice and wide. If you move or do anything out of my control, I'm going to bitchslap you back in place. So be silent, be still, and take my ashes in your mouth."
