You're here for my valuables, but you're a clumsy guy so I playfully make fun of how you don't know what you're doing and have you tie me up(bondage never visible) and gag me. You leave me alone to look for stuff to steal so I get up and jump around to free my tied hands and then I escape but you catch me so I have you tie me up again differently and then you gag me with a big sock to shut me up but I keep trying to talk through the gag.
