You haven't had much luck with women, which is difficult as a hopeless love addict. You find me extra alluring as having me on your arm elevates your social status and makes you appear to be the man you've always wanted to be. So of course you're funding my life and spoiling me rotten - why else would I ever be seen with you? Not to mention how expensive it is for a woman like me to maintain her beauty. It's the least you can do to call me your girlfriend. Which, by the way, is the main benefit of paying to date me because we're never going to fuck. You're so desperate to feel any sense of love from me, that you'll take whatever I give you even if it's a rip off.