Contrary to what society says, some Women do in fact deserve to be cheated on. The ones that have let themselves go. The ones that nag all day every day. The ones that don't look like Me. Haha, so I guess that's your Wife huh? She can't be Me. She isn't even half the Woman I am, and that's a let down for you every day you're married to Her. Well, cheat on Her. She deserves it. She didn't meet the expectations. Fuck your vows, you can't be expected to live up to them being married to THAT.