You’re proof that there is no God. I know that is a hard truth for you to swallow, but it’s important that you really take it all in. Do you really think an all knowing God would create something as utterly worthless and pointless as you? Listen closely as I explain it to you, giving you a healthy dose of the verbal humiliation and destruction you crave. Watch my perfectly plump and shiny lips as I tell you all about who you are and what you mean to this world. It’s obvious I know what I am talking about as I am so obviously exquisitely perfect. All these harsh facts are going to be a little upsetting to you, but you just do what you always do, and stroke through the pain! Pump it all away while I explain to you how you can manage to find purpose even in your sad insignificant existence! Even though there is no God, I can give you something better to worship. I can give you the purpose you have been desperately searching for all your life. Walk away from your boring pathetic past and walk eagerly into my light where you will be allowed to serve me the way you were always meant to. I am your God now, and you are so lucky to have Me.