A woman like me wouldn’t be caught dead with a useless fucking loser so we have to put those rumors to rest and prove them wrong. To prove that sure, you are a fucking loser but you’re not entirely useless, not when you’re squirting messy financial loads out for me. Not when you’re spreading yourself thin just to give me whatever the fuck I want. It's the only way to keep Me excited and not winding up in another man's mind and wallet. USEFUL fucking losers always send a pussy-throbbing tribute after watching.