I'm not amused by this slave's lackluster sales performance this year. In fact, I'm enraged with disappointment. I didn’t want his poor performance to bring down my mood so I put on a blonde wig to see if it would help me have more fun while I dished out his much needed discipline. I've got a special punishment in store for him - a mix of kicks, punches, and more, all designed to leave him begging for mercy. While he whimpers in agony I laugh with sadistic delight. I'm reveling in his misery, and I won't stop until he's vowing to work harder and achieve better results. I demand that he bring me 10 new customers by the end of the month. It's a tall order, but I have no doubt that a little 'motivation' will get him moving.