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I've got a unique treat for you. So lie down, let's get started. I've got this dirt problem on these boots, yeah? I want you to help me tackle it. You ready? Let's begin. Show me what you've got, step-son. First, let's tackle those little crimps, get that dirt out. You got a new system now, so show me you want this, show me you're ready. Breathe in deep, smell the fucking dirt, and then scrub them clean with that fucking tongue of yours! Get all that dirt off my boots. Now, thank me for allowing you the privilege of cleaning my boots.