I've come over to check out the room you've listed for rent. I love it! I think it'll be a perfect fit for Me and My boyfriend. But.... There's a catch. Now that we're your roommates, you need to understand something. We're too cool and hot to work so you'll have to cover our rent and expenses. Oh yeah, I dont like to clean or cook, so you'll have to do all of that too. On top of all that, my man likes to wake up to blowjobs every morning so you'll be responsible for that. One last thing.... we'll be using you as our personal toilet, so get ready to serve us. Aren't we the best roommates you could ask for???