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You’re my little pay piggie but recently your payments have just not been enough. So I came up with a game for us to play loser! okay so you’re guaranteed to lose so I guess it’s not really a game but I’m gonna have fun and that’s all that matters! I’m going to shrink you down BUT actually, YOU are going to make it happen. Every time you send me some of your money you’re going to SHRINK proportionate to the amount of money you have left. So when you have no money left, well, you’ll just blink out of existence! Or maybe I’m feeling generous and I’ll sacrifice a tiny fraction of your money to give you the honor of an end at my feet or under my ass or something. Maybe. We’ll see There’s only one way to find out how it ends loser