“Hello, little loser. Yes, I’m talking to you. I’m Diana, your blonde nightmare, and I’m here to take everything you have. See that?” [points to her fancy shoes or jewelry] “That’s worth more than you can imagine, and you know what? You’re going to pay me for it. Oh, don’t look at me with those pitiful eyes. You know you’re weak. With every penny you give me, you get smaller. No, I’m serious—imagine this: you literally shrink, shrinking to the size of my shoe. [smiles and lifts her foot as if to show off] A small, worthless wallet that exists only to serve me. Send me your money right now. The more you give, the smaller you become—and the happier I become. Your bank card is shaking just thinking about me, isn’t it? Go ahead, do it. Shrink for your blonde Diana.  You know you want it.”  [Diana gives the camera a disdainful look, plays with her hair, and ends with a slight smile.]