I just got out of ballet class, and I have something to say to you! Did you think I didn't notice you perving through the window the entire time, watching the pretty girls in tight leotards twirling away? Our lovely arches pointing and flexing, muscles taut, the picture of poise and elegance? Well, I did, and you're going to pay for it! You're such a pathetic little simp for My sweaty ballet slippers, My tights, My feet, hard-worn from training. You're a beta loser freak, perving after pretty ballerinas like Me. This is the only attention you'll ever get! Gender neutral.
