This comedic and absurd video follows a burglar who breaks into a house, but instead of stealing valuables, he's after something unexpected—my hairy bush! As the chase unfolds, he reveals his unusual preference for blondes and, in a bizarre twist, paints my bush and underarm hair blonde while I desperately try to fight him off. Packed with hilarious action, unexpected turns, and a touch of ridiculousness, this video delivers pure entertainment with a wild and unexpected premise! Burglar snuck in while I was napping, that fucking creep, and started stalking me around my own damn house. I woke up to find him lurking in the hallway, eyes glued to my crotch. "Fuck, look at that hairy muff," he muttered, licking his lips. I screamed and ran, but he chased me, cackling like a madman. He cornered me on the staircase, pulling out a bottle of hair dye. "Gonna make that bush blonde, just how I like it," he growled. I struggled, but he overpowered me, spreading my legs and brushing the dye onto my pubes. The whole time he was touching me, whispering filthy things. ** To SUPPORT my VIDEO PRODUCTION ... if you want to see NEW VIDEOS of me - TIP me 5000$. * If you would like to get a CUSTOM VIDEO which will CATER to your FETISH - EMAIL me!