Hey there, my little masturbator. I'm so glad you're here. You know, I've been thinking... it's time for you to take your porn obsession to the next level. I want you to start visiting your local sex shop every single day. Buy as many DVDs and magazines as you can carry. I want the clerks to know your face, to know that you're a regular customer, a masturbator. I want them to whisper to each other when you walk in, "Oh, here comes that guy again, always buying up all our dirty mags." I want your house to be overflowing with porn. I want there to be stacks of DVDs towering over your furniture, magazines spilling out of every room. I want it to be so bad that no one will want to visit you, that they'll be too embarrassed to be seen in public with you. And as I instruct you to do all of this, I'll be right here, tempting you with my huge breasts. takes off bikini, revealing massive tits Oh, yeah... I know you can't resist me. And soon, you won't be able to resist the humiliation of being a porn hoarder either. So, get out there and start shopping! Fill your house with porn, and fill your heart with shame.