You know, I've been thinking. That whole hypothetical of you and your wife getting divorce, her taking 50% of everything and ME taking the other 50 leaving you with nothing. I'm inspired. I love it! and I'm not above making it happen. So listen, you are going to double what you're paying me now or I'll be exposing you to your wife. Ah yes the ultimate financial sacrifice. Your wife won't even know you're struggling because you'll be juggling us both even more now, except I get MORE. Double it or I'll be letting her know all of the humiliating things you've done for me, all the money you've blown on me, EVERYTHING. You have one week before your life is FUCKED. I don't care if you have to takeout a loan, get a second job, you'll make it happen, won't you loser