I've missed you bestie! I'm wearing a brand new dress and did my hair just for your visit! Do you like it? Hey, you're not even looking at my hair! Are you staring at my FEET? You know damn well that I'm a FOOT FETISH porn creator! I've even won all these awards for it! Have you been hiding this fetish from me for YEARS?! Oh my god, have you WATCHED MY VIDEOS?! This is amazing, actually. I can make you my real life foot boy! Get your dick out. You're going to jerk off for me and feet, just like you apparently do all the time anyway. Except this time, you actually get to live out the fantasy. What are best friends for, right?