So, I thought I could sneak a smoke outside, but Ms. Noir caught me red-handed, and she was pissed. Next thing I know, she’s got me over her knee, spanking me hard enough to make me regret ever lighting up. She’s laying into me, making me swear up and down that I’ll never touch a cigarette again. Every smack’s a lesson, and trust me, I’m feeling it! This is her putting me in check, big time—watch me learn the hard way!