Oh darling I know we're separated but I thought I would bring these homemade brownies over while I get more things from our closet.  I think you will love these! Go on, try one!  I know we haven't been seeing eye to eye but before our divorce is final, I thought I'd bring these! So moist right? Oh how do you feel? What's wrong? Lightheaded? Dizzy? They should be working now.  Are you seeing me? Do you need to sit down?  Those brownies had an aphrodisiac in them! They will make you dizzy and unsteady but also a raging hard on for as long as I need! You think you can just divorce Me without giving Me offspring? Not so fast! I'm ovulating right now and you ARE going to give me what I always wanted, your offspring AND your entire fortune!!!