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You’ve been such a good little intern for me. Always so eager to help, always ready to drop everything just to satisfy my every need. All those last-minute food runs, those soothing belly rubs… you’ve been absolutely dedicated to taking care of me. And I know why. You think I haven’t noticed? The way you stare when I stretch, when I rub my belly, when I sigh with satisfaction after a big meal? I know all about your little pregnancy fetish. It’s why you’ve been so eager, so helpful. And honestly? I think it’s adorable. But you see, all those cravings you helped me satisfy? They were nothing compared to the one I’m feeling now. You. You’re what I really want. And after everything you’ve done for me, I think it’s only fair that I help you live out your little fantasy… by making you my next meal. Mmm, you taste even better than I imagined. But now there’s just one problem—looks like I need a new intern.