You spend all day fantasizing about being smoth*** by my round, perfectly toned ass in your face. The sight of me in these Lululemon leggings makes you so undeniably weak. You're such a little pervert, I know that you’re one to stare at hot girls like me at the gym. All it takes a simple look and some prolonged eye contact to make you frozen stiff in your pants. You're nothing but a weak bitch for my yoga pants.