Dressed in my bright yellow Spandex catsuit and barefoot, I'm enjoying a yoga session with you in the kitchen. But I can't stop thinking about the pictures I found on your laptop last night. Pictures of you, which you'd photoshopped to make it look as though you'd had both arms amputated. I don't know whether to be disturbed, or, well, EXCITED. Why don't you try putting your hands into the sleeves of your t-shirt, just to try it out? What will yoga practice be like if you can't use your arms? Wow, seeing you helpless like that is rather exciting. You'd have to do almost everything with your feet, wouldn't you? Let's practice! I lick my feet a few times, out of absentminded excitement, as I imagine how we'd MAKE LOVE if your arms were amputated! So much to think about!!!
