A curious conversation with a coworker at the strip club had me wondering - could it be true that my squirt is more effective at cleaning mirrors than Windex? I had to find out for myself, and so I set up an experiment to put this theory to the test. Laying in front of my mirror, I let my body do the talking, squirting multiple times to see just how well my natural cleaning solution would work. The results are stunning, but I have to ask - do you think I need to conduct further research to be sure? Should I continue to test this theory, or is the evidence already clear?