I am your therapist, who finds it amusing to manipulate you. Professional and matter of fact, Alex, my unfortunate client, naive to my intentions and takes my word as professional advice. You are a returning client, and we’re going ove r your progress since our last session. I check in on your issues (mostly hiding my laughter), justifying the (lack of) progress, the next steps, and eventually moving on to your work and home life. The cream that I prescribed on your last visit seems to have weirdly made your premature ejaculation worse. On top of that, the p!lls seem to have only made your erections weaker and smaller. I feign concern, blaming it on short term side effects, an incorrect dosage, anything to keep you coming back. I try to hide my laughter as I measure you, shocked and amused at how you almost came just from my touch. I check if you are still following my advice to refrain from sex with your girlfriend, step-son. It’s been a long time now, but I'm glad that you realise the importance of this. I tell you that this was a temporary measure, but as there has been no progress on your end, I'd like you to give cuckolding a try. It’s popular for people with your ‘shortcomings’, and necessary for step-son’s happiness. Nobody is going to laugh at you. It’s all in your best interest and I expect you to do everything I tell you. I think this is a good opportunity for you to also improve your situation at work. Perhaps it might even feel more natural and less embarrassing to ask someone that’s already above you, like your boss. You should politely ask him if he can step in for you with step-son, offering to work overtime and be a better employee. Perhaps if things go well you might even finally get a promotion! That’s work life sorted. I check how things are going at home. Is your roommate still being mean to you? I tell you that you need to make more of an effort to be a better roommate. You should be taking over the chores, doing his laundry, washing his bedsheets after he has girls around (which is often). Does he still flirt with your step-mom when she visits? It seems to me that they both get on really well! I advise that you invite your step-mom over to hang out with your roommate. Like a date. Perhaps he’ll start being nicer to you when he’s having sex with your step-mom. Yes, I'm being serious. I want you to chat with him, as soon as you can. Yes you have to do it. Your home situation will never get better if you don’t listen to my advice. The session ends with scheduling your next appointment. I'll be doing another physical check and I expect updates on the home and work fronts.