Happy Birthday by the way, that is why you're here for this inspection after all! You're 18 and ready to go through one of the most important appointments of your life. Now I'll get you nice and hard so I can measure your penis size. There are multiple different sizes from tiny to massive, so don't be nervous. Hmm... Well, it seems you may have a reason to doubt yourself, you're firmly in the small category. Now this isn't the worst news ever, but I will say, your penis is quite short and thin. I have seen many many dicks, and almost all of them are larger. I actually had someone in the huge category earlier today! But, it seems that me talking about your small size has aroused you, would you like to stroke and make yourself cum while I talk about it?