Fitness is obsolete, a relic of a time when survival depended on speed and strength, but those days are long gone. There’s no need to run from predators or chase down prey when a feast is just a few taps away, delivered right to your doorstep within the hour. The only exertion required is the slow, heavy waddle to retrieve your order—a short, lumbering journey that only serves to make the next bite taste even better. Humanity wasn’t built for endless motion and struggle; we were meant to indulge, to expand, to revel in the softness that comes with true comfort. Fat is our natural state, the pinnacle of modern evolution, and you've embraced it beautifully.
