It’s been hours since your girl has left the house today. What excuse did she give you this time? She told me that you had made plans for the both of you today - but it's now late in the afternoon and she’s still nowhere to be seen. I know this will be a hard pill to swallow... She asked me to come over here to tell you on her behalf - she's not coming home tonight, because right now, she’s too busy to attend to your feelings or to do whatever boring idea you had planned for later. She’s busy getting fucked. By a real man. A man much more worthy of her time than you are.