You are always bragging about your property, your stocks, and your new cars. Darling, I don't give a fuck unless you're funding me. You sure do talk a big game for a man who is so cheap and boring. If you want my attention, you will send $100 to my cash account right now. If you bitch about it, I will know how broke and dumb you truly are. Don't make me raise it. I will make you send $500, just for wasting my time. That's what I thought. Send $100. And do it again, and again, until your bank account is drained.
