I've seen the way that you look at me. I can tell that you're not only attracted to me, but you want to be me. You want a body like mine. You're envious of the thick layer of fat that covers my body from head to toe. You want to have a big, blubbery belly of your own. You want to take up space like I do. To see yourself spread out to engulf multiple seats when you sit down. You yearn for that, don't you? You want to be a big greedy piggy just like me. I've seen the way that you look at food. It's almost sexual. You lust for it the way that you lust after my big fat body. You want to let go of your inhibitions and eat, eat, and eat. I'm here to tell you that it's ok. I want to do that for you too. I want to see you let go completely. Embrace your inner pig and eat for me!