Your marriage has been on the rocks, so you and your wife have agreed to seek counselling. Your wife selected Dr. Arelia, a top counsellor in her field! As per her methods, you first engage in one-on-one sessions with Dr. Arelia, so that she can get a balanced view of the situation. Your wife has already had her first solo session, and now it's your turn. After you air your grievances with your marriage, Dr. Arelia notes interesting differences between your and your wife's accounts of your issues; you believe your wife to be bossy and unable to take criticism, while your wife believes you to be insolent and arrogant. Dr. Arelia informs you of what makes her approach to marriage counselling so uniquely effective: she believes that the woman is always right, that Female-Led Relationships are the only guaranteed path towards marital bliss. She is a female supremacist and maintains that men are the inherently weaker sex and thus must be subserviant to their wives. To demonstrate this, she notes your obvious points of male distraction: her elegant stiletto heels, and her nipples poking through her shirt. She has you practice giving into your inherent male weakness and obeying a woman's commands, ordering you to worship her shoes and hit yourself in the balls. Don't worry; your wife has full trust in Dr. Arelia's methods. When Dr. Arelia is through with your re-education, you will be rendered a hapless slave to your wife's whims, and the whims of Women as a whole! You, as a man, were simply born to serve your Female Overlords. It's about time you came to accept it! The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.
