Oh geez... did my school really call you about my conduct? I can't believe it, my surprise for you is ruined! You want the truth, step-daddy? I'm in trouble because all I do is eat during class. My teachers are not happy with my attitude. But I have to eat all the time if I want to... well, become like the women you look at every night on your laptop. You're not mad at me, are you step-daddy? I just want to gain weight to become the woman of your dreams and have all your attention on me. Let's see... Maybe there is a way to keep studying AND get fat. Yes, of course! YOU are going to be my professor, step-daddy! I'll be your only student, and you'll instruct me here. I will be a very good girl and I will eat everything you order me, I promise.