If women don’t want you – or they do, but you can’t please them – then this is for you. I’m going to let you stroke to me, but only if you repeat every gay affirmation I give you. Just because you’re unable to fulfil the role of a real man in society doesn’t mean you have to be completely useless… You’ve still got holes. At first, you might not believe the things you’re saying. But after repeating them again and again, they’ll start to become your reality.