I never run out of humiliating, disgusting ways to make you eat your own load – and this is one of my favourite ideas I’ve had in a while. You won’t know exactly how you’ll be embarrassing yourself until the last moment. I love keeping it a surprise – but I can tell you this: I’ll be right there, teasing you and reminding you what a filthy freak you are for doing it. All you need to worry about is building up a nice, big, sticky load while you stroke to my perfect body. Oh – and I’ve got a little extra surprise planned to make sure you have a suitably loser orgasm before you even get to the disgusting part.