The only reason I even engage with you is if you've got money to offer, or if I can make you do things no normal man would ever do for my amusement. You’ll wank your useless dick to my hot body, that you’ll never see naked, while I mock you and explain exactly what makes you such a sad-act. I’m so glad I’m me, and not you – I might even feel sorry for you, if you weren’t such a desperately pathetic simp.